"Your mom cuts your hair just as good as the salon." #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/kfOpLfd0JG
— Robin Baumgarten (@WGNRobin) June 20, 2019
If you tell the truth, I will forgive you #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Rihab Raad (@RihabRaad) June 20, 2019
If you cross your eyes they'll get stuck like that #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/93OLffgOFJ
— Patricia Lang (@Triciaa22) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Eli(@CanalEliBernal) June 20, 2019
They told me my pet chicken was stolen as we were eating chicken soup. pic.twitter.com/JR9qqmOReo
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Hannah Butters (@hani_b88) June 21, 2019
"When your 18 you can do what you like! "
Turns 18
"While your living under my roof you will do as I say! "
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Mrs Phil Perry MBE (@MrsPhilPerry) June 20, 2019
*at my Nan’s house*
My mum: ”We’re leaving in a minute”’
Me 3 hours later: pic.twitter.com/lYeLsJOiVn
Don’t swallow your gum or it will be stuck in your body for 7 years!!! #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/agw73fZWVF
— I AM(@ladykd_4) June 20, 2019
*at relative's house*
— darshanie (@taeubaeful) June 20, 2019
"We're going home in five minutes, hold on."#LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/67h2gcCrO5
that this button was actually to launch the ejector seat #liesyourparentstoldyou pic.twitter.com/fLsX5izDnq
— Rhiannon (@falserhiannon) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Put on your SPF(@anoirgoddess) June 20, 2019
If a boy is mean to me, that means they like me.
y'all are really gonna set your daughters up for toxic relationship like that... pic.twitter.com/gup4jPVoHy
Parents: “I’m just holding your birthday money for when you’re older.”
— Naveed Lannister (@Nav_a12) June 20, 2019
Older me: #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/DwirvJHQwu
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— kiya (@makiyers) June 20, 2019
when you're 18 you can do whatever
*turns 18*
while you're under this roof you do what I say pic.twitter.com/0DAOJVXEpy
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Anthony Sinnott (@librarianth) June 20, 2019
Parents: "We'll think about it"
Me: "Thank you" *wanders off under the impression that my deepest desires are being carefully and consideratly weighed
Parents:... pic.twitter.com/J1jwmDqinE
Study, get good grades, and one day you'll get a good job. #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/yf9Ur1QCLa
— MnRConcepts (@MnRConcept) June 20, 2019
“Stop cracking your knuckles all the time you’ll get arthritis”#LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/q7EzIONG0N
— jay (@jayy_1293) June 20, 2019
When they were 4, 8 & 12, I told my kids swearing was illegal until 1967, punishable, in the case of extreme swearing, by imprisonment. I did it for no other reason than to see if I could get away with it. It remains one of my finest parental achievements #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Chris Lang (@ChrisLangWriter) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou They told me that the reason for being in this world is to help others. What they didn't tell me was why the others are here then. pic.twitter.com/QB2JMInrZV
— Adriano&Paulina (@keet0007) June 20, 2019
If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that forever. Joke's on them! #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/OnhUpNMeC0
— Swarley (@_grrkin) June 19, 2019
It's illegal to turn your light on in the car. I was 29 before I learned this was a lie. #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) June 20, 2019
I was 6. My mum told me it was illegal to feed squirrels. She just didn't want me to go near squirrels. When I qualified as a lawyer I tried to find the relevant statute. There wasn't one. I'd been warning people for years that they'd go to prison. #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) June 20, 2019
If you work hard and pay your national insurance, the government will look after you with a state pension you can live on when you reach 65, a free health service for all, and benefits should you fall on hard times.
— John Spiers #GTTO (@squeezyjohn) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou #BrokenSocialContract
When relatives give you money but your parents “hold it for you”.
— ~s (@_onlyserenity) June 20, 2019
You just know you’re never getting it back
#LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/CCOkVeMfgl
“On the way back we can buy it” #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou : “Geometry is important, you will need it one day!”
— It Only Gets Worse (@Only_Gets_Worse) June 20, 2019
Me using Pythagorean’s Theorem to try and figure out my taxes pic.twitter.com/Cdpqe3JXS2
"You'll never amount to anything if you keep playing those video games..." #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Luke (@_CaRtOoNz) June 20, 2019
When I was 6 my dad told me Bigfoot was spotted in the woods near our house & I didn’t go outside for 2 days out of pure terror (we lived in suburban New Jersey) #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) June 20, 2019
“The ice cream van only plays music when he’s out of ice cream” Cheers mom I’ll just chow down on this 3 month old choc ice while thinking of a 99. #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/8LIT2DSUnT
— Mitch Turner (@MitchTurner2101) June 24, 2019
"Come here. I'm not going to hit you."
— Heather (@Fight2Resist) June 21, 2019
*hides spatula behind her back.*#LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/FUlnXA3Pxg
High school is going to be the best years of your life and you’re gonna miss it when it’s over #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— GraceCamacho (@wordssetinstony) June 20, 2019
Don’t believe the #LiesYourParentsToldYou they definitely have a favorite pic.twitter.com/HYwcD3tupS
— Caps That Slap (@capsthatslap) June 20, 2019
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Matt Miller (@Matt_Miller12) June 20, 2019
When I was little I didn’t like fish, so my parents fed me fish sticks and told me they were chicken nuggets pic.twitter.com/UrHI05Szzf
If you jerk off you'll get hairy palms. #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— As The World Crumbles (@World_Crumbling) June 22, 2019
Check me now parents. pic.twitter.com/tJxIHLQqIr
“You might be our princess, but you’re never going to be a real princess”. I sure showed them. #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/j2HnUPC9nI
— Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (@HRHCatherine) June 20, 2019
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